How does one approach these lady things in a romantical way? What should one say or do? How does one dress? Are heels appropriate? Should I cut my hair now? Do I still need to aggressively wax my vagina?
When you’re a single femme, you need to be outer than out. There’s no shuffling about in the shadows hoping someone will clock you and whisk you off to paradise. You have to march around bellowing ‘I LIKE GIRLS’ whilst people tut at you in the supermarket and wonder why you don’t just get a haircut.